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Kiss for Success

The subject of long life and success has attracted people for many generations. Great adventurous journeys have been undertaken to find the secret to both. The quest for the Holy Grail, Aladdin's Lamp or the Fountain of Youth have been fruitless, but now the secret can be revealed, at least for men. Fellows, can you believe it, you can literally kiss your way to the top!

A German team of psychologists, physicians and insurance companies undertook a research project to determine the secret of long life and success, and discovered that kissing your wife before you go to work can greatly increase your likelihood of longevity and success! Those who smooched their wives in the morning had fewer car accidents, missed less work due to illness and earned 20 to 30 percent more money than their non-kissing counterparts.

Researcher, Dr. Arthur Szabo, offers this reason for the increased benefit of kissing, "A husband who kisses his wife every morning begins the day with a positive attitude." It's great to know that something that is so enjoyable is good for you too!

Well, as a result of this scientific discovery, I've determined to be a man of action. From now on, I'm going to give my wife a great big kiss before leaving for work. Here's to us babe, to long life and prosperity! Hey, it's the least I can do for the family; it'll be a pleasure.

Kiss for Success The subject of long life and success has attracted people for many generations. Great adventurous journeys have been undertaken to find the secret to both. The quest for the Holy Grail, Aladdin's Lamp or the Fountain of Youth have been fruitless, but now the secret can be revealed, at least for men. Fellows, can you believe it, you can literally kiss your way to the top! A German team of psychologists, physicians and insurance companies undertook a research project to determine the secret of long life and success, and discovered that kissing your wife before you go to work can greatly increase your likelihood of longevity and success! Those who smooched their wives in the morning had fewer car accidents, missed less work due to illness and earned 20 to 30 percent more money than their non-kissing counterparts. Researcher, Dr. Arthur Szabo, offers this reason for the increased benefit of kissing, "A husband who kisses his wife every morning begins the day with a positive attitude." It's great to know that something that is so enjoyable is good for you too! Well, as a result of this scientific discovery, I've determined to be a man of action. From now on, I'm going to give my wife a great big kiss before leaving for work. Here's to us babe, to long life and prosperity! Hey, it's the least I can do for the family; it'll be a pleasure.
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